tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post116802277389410019..comments2023-08-11T07:27:23.158-04:00Comments on Kisses of Sunshine: In THIS case, flatness is NOT swank!GiBeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03717697386035335817noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168289420263756352007-01-08T15:50:00.000-05:002007-01-08T15:50:00.000-05:00#16, Miss I-know-I-have-lots-of-readers-and-I just...#16, Miss I-know-I-have-lots-of-readers-and-I just-want-them-all-to-comment. Sheesh, you're really pulling the sympathy string.<BR/><BR/>I've decided that if they can make a miracle bra (which will only work if actually <I>wear</I> one so it's all lost on me), they can make a miracle panty, which will enhance my non-existent my butt and make it look better. <BR/><BR/>I know, I know. They actually make them, but I cannot fathom buying a pair. I figure if I'm not going to enhance the top, there's no way I'm going to emphasize the bottom which will in turn make my chest look even smaller.<BR/><BR/>I'll get what I get and not throw a fit!Shaleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02364055849106684154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168270787883238492007-01-08T10:39:00.000-05:002007-01-08T10:39:00.000-05:00hmm. i've noticed a different problem lately. my b...hmm. i've noticed a different problem lately. my butt tends to knock things off displays in stores. it's odd, because i'm sure i'm nowhere NEAR these things, and yet it keeps happening. must mean my butt is near those items, even though the rest of me is not. <BR/>yea. <BR/>yuck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168208973866541682007-01-07T17:29:00.000-05:002007-01-07T17:29:00.000-05:00Good grief, I have plenty to spare...you should've...Good grief, I have plenty to spare...you should've just asked me!<BR/><BR/>I WISH I could start a Flat Tummy Club. <BR/><BR/>IN MY DREAMS!Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17898848282799974114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168148058331262692007-01-07T00:34:00.000-05:002007-01-07T00:34:00.000-05:00I found your blog from Boomama's. You are both so ...I found your blog from Boomama's. You are both so funny! Just a tip: Oprah had a show on what type of jeans to wear for each body type. The lady on there said if you are toushy-challenged, that you need to buy the jeans that have the button-flap pockets. It adds to the flatness and gives the appearance of a behind - actually, they are quite flattering. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168138822794475912007-01-06T22:00:00.000-05:002007-01-06T22:00:00.000-05:00#12 here, so your secret is definitely getting aro...#12 here, so your secret is definitely getting around, dear one. I'm with Susanne on the buying pants to fit the round hiney only to find the waist all gappy and bunched up. I hate shopping for pants and certainly lean with Carol on the wearing skirts idea. Much more forgiving than a pair of jeans any day!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the chuckle, sweetie!Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09996671330956676971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168133031186663972007-01-06T20:23:00.000-05:002007-01-06T20:23:00.000-05:00I think this makes me #11 .. so you are far more p...I think this makes me #11 .. so you are far more popular that you think :)<BR/>Flat bottom girl here. sad but true.Frannie Farmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09857687216047303208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168123250973241712007-01-06T17:40:00.000-05:002007-01-06T17:40:00.000-05:00Yes to this I can relate...I once had an ex boyfri...Yes to this I can relate...I once had an ex boyfriend say I didn't have a bum....I had a back with a crack in it...yeah thats why he's an ex!!Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06866091092503324926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168052834974459872007-01-05T22:07:00.000-05:002007-01-05T22:07:00.000-05:00Well this is way past the three reader mark and th...Well this is way past the three reader mark and that may be cause to celebrate, which will help you forget about the flat fanny. Go Girl!Nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09004141713017997665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168037637357752532007-01-05T17:53:00.000-05:002007-01-05T17:53:00.000-05:00Skirts rock!Skirts rock!Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08808409121932480786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168036498168877742007-01-05T17:34:00.000-05:002007-01-05T17:34:00.000-05:00Blessed on top, xtra in the middle...no fanny. So...Blessed on top, xtra in the middle...no fanny. So I will join with the "no fanny club" =)) Hubby even teases me =))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168035973753451972007-01-05T17:26:00.000-05:002007-01-05T17:26:00.000-05:00Ha! I'm 5!And if I could just move the roundness o...Ha! I'm 5!<BR/><BR/>And if I could just move the roundness of my stomach about 180 degrees to the rear (pardon the pun), I'd give J Lo a run for the money. :-)<BR/><BR/>But as it stands, this baby got back in all the wrong places. Like her front.boomamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13675279081741763175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168035937692617572007-01-05T17:25:00.000-05:002007-01-05T17:25:00.000-05:00Having a fanny that is anything but flat, I must s...Having a fanny that is anything but flat, I must say... there are worse things. I promise.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937373308548130602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168035681708373782007-01-05T17:21:00.000-05:002007-01-05T17:21:00.000-05:00Well you gotta have more than 3 readers because I'...Well you gotta have more than 3 readers because I'm #4. I can't join you club because I have the opposite problem. To big, to round. I have to buy pants to fit it so the waist is always inches too big. And those new pants are murder. Not enough material in the tush to fit the tush. And embroidered pockets just draw attention there which is what I do not need! I think only teenagers can really wear them pants. I wish they'd get some "real people" designers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168029323716110432007-01-05T15:35:00.000-05:002007-01-05T15:35:00.000-05:00Okay, as your 3rd reader, I am feeling very left o...Okay, as your 3rd reader, I am feeling very left out of your club. :(<BR/>I am of the big round variety no matter what the overall weight is. However, I say that so that maybe I can join your club since I suffer from Dunlopp Disease. When I try the cutesy low or mid-rise jeans, children are afraid because my belly "dun lopped" over the edge of the belt. Now, my belly is not that big, it just never went back to it's normal elasticity after the babies.<BR/><BR/>Seriously, that's one of the funniest entries I've ever read! Thanks for the smile today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168026132445649182007-01-05T14:42:00.000-05:002007-01-05T14:42:00.000-05:00I used to have a nice fanny....now it's flat...as ...I used to have a nice fanny....now it's flat...as a pancake. I'll join in with ya! ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22155253.post-1168023530013174612007-01-05T13:58:00.000-05:002007-01-05T13:58:00.000-05:00Can I be a member as well! I'm a second generation...Can I be a member as well! I'm a second generation flat fanny but received this "blessing" from my DAD of all people! LOL Da Hubby assures me that matters have improved since I had kids but I've yet to see the difference myself! LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com